Which of the following financial powerhouses is to balme for falling wages, collapsing cities, and a deteriorating environment?

A.) Unemployed single teenager with infant
B.) Globalized Ultra-Rich Corporate Tycoon

If you chose A, Congratulations! An exclusive Kansas mountaintop property has been set aside in your name! Call 1-900 Ditohed and have your credit card ready.

If you chose B, there is no purchase necessary. Better talk to your union, your neighbors, and your relatives, and start organizing.